You must be Egyptian because I’m a slave for you.ģ0. What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?Ģ9. I’m a Proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a Proverbs 31 kind of woman.Ģ7. When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.Ģ6. You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes. If kissing you were a sin, I would walk happily through hell.Ģ4. I’ll be sure to sit next to you during the prayer so that we can hold hands.Ģ3. Girl, you’re just like water…except Jesus turned you into fine.Ģ2. If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?Ģ1. Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.Ģ0. As Christians, shouldn’t we honor all Scripture? Let’s start with 2 Corinthians 13:12.ġ9. How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?ġ8. Is your name Grace? Because you are amazing.ġ7. The 7 plagues are nothing compared to what I’d go through for you.ġ4. I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you.ġ3. When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.ġ2. How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?ġ1. I’d marry Leah if it meant I’d also get to marry you.ġ0. You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.ĩ. Are you Adam? ‘Cause to me, you’re the only man in the world!Ĩ. I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you… and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder.ħ.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.ĥ. I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.ģ. Whether you just want to have fun or use it on your future spouse, these Biblical pick up lines from different Books of the Bible will make you laugh or cringe, or probably give you a few ideas to break the ice with your Christian crush!ġ.
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